FASHION INDUSTRY CLASSIFIEDS

COFFEE TALK

I need someone to hold my coffee while I'm texting. $8/hr. No immigrants. rachel@rachelzoeproject.com

FRESH MEAT

Casting thin, young, white boys with prominent cheekbones, piercings, and “poor-face” for self-indulgent but brilliant vanity project. E-mail casting@hedislimane.com

JEAN TRADE

Skinny jeans for sale/trade for wideleg. Pick up only—home arrest anklet sux. AliWise@DGpr.com

HELP, CAN'T READ

SWF looking for roommate in West Hollywood, CA. Must be literate and willing to help read nutrition labels, prescription instructions,and pregnancy tests. E-mail taycantread@rachelzoeproject.com

LET'S GET PHYSICAL

Mature woman seeking partner for trapeez classes. Hoping for freindship, maybe more??? E-mail donna_karan212@earthlink.net

SUPER STEALS

Stoop sale! Vintage boots, sex swing, thousands of Sharpies for sale. Good weed too. Come to Betsey Johnson’s house, 345 Ludlow Street.

SLAVE TO THE RHYTHM

Seeking the willing to be beaten before and after sex. E-mail gracejones@blackbullet.com

THE DARKER THE BERRY

SWF seeks SBM for “deep” connection. Mail me at Elizabeth Taylor, 2404 Tremaine Road, Beverly Hills, CA 90210