Friday, October 9, 2009

McKinsey Investigation at Posen Inc. Yields Shocking Expense Report



NEW YORK — Now that McKinsey consultants are winding down their tour of Condé Nast, they’ve begun conducting investigations into the spending at Zac Posen Inc. McKinsey execs met with Posen on Monday to inquire about several alarming charges to the company's expense account. Regarding his $4,000 autographed poster of Liza with a Z! Posen exclaimed, "I need that! It's my good luck charm.” Posen was more tight-lipped about his $12,000 camcorder equipment with night vision technology and $560,000 worth of poppers. He did provide a legitimate justification for the $150,000 of Civil War–era Army uniforms: "My entire outerwear collection is based on it.” Other suspicious expenditures included $900 on male kegels equipment like ball lifts and shaft bands, plus $60,000 on puff paints from Michael’s Crafts, $20,000 on Kérastase Curl Crème, and a $29.99 yearly Manhunt membership. When asked for his thoughts on the investigation, Posen told WWWWD by phone, "I don't care. They're hot." –Anastasia Bogolepova

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